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Hazel Loves the Printer

December 22, 2018

In this comic, Hazel the cat loves many things, but nothing as much as the printer.

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    Hazel Loves the Printer

    Comic written and illustrated by Ryan Reid

    Panel 1: HAZEL the cat sits on the CABINET, and rests her head lovingly on the PRINTER.

    NARRATOR

    Hazel loves the printer.

    Panel 2: HAZEL is doe eyed and silly while receiving a wonderful head pat. She looks toward a CLICK-WHIR sound effect made by the PRINTER off panel.

    NARRATOR

    More than head pats.

    Panel 3: HAZEL runs away from her full food bowls, as CLIK-WHIR is heard off panel again.

    NARRATOR

    More than meal time.

    Panel 4: OUTSIDE, a couple of HAZEL’S CAT FRIENDS completely ignore her as she tries to hand them a copy of her latest ART ZINE. HAZEL looks off panel toward another CLICK-WHIR.

    NARRATOR

    More than the indifference from friends toward her latest indie art zine.

    Panel 5: HAZEL approaches the CABINET and the PRINTER. ZINE pages litter the floor.

    NARRATOR

    More than words.

    Panel 6: HAZEL is fast asleep on the PRINTER. Both seem quite content.

Crows Meet the Gray Jay

February 27, 2017

In this comic, the crows mistake the Gray Jay, the unofficial bird of Canada, with another famous Canadian.

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    Crows Meet the Gray Jay

    Comic written and illustrated by Ryan Reid

    Panel 1: CROWS are having lunch, GRAY JAY is perched on a nearby rock.

    CROW 1

    Who’s that guy?

    CROW 2

    That’s GRAY JAY, the unofficial bird of Canada.

    Panel 2

    CROW 1

    Hey, I’m a bird. What makes him more unofficially Canadian than me?

    Panel 3: GRAY JAY doing yoga.

    CROW 2 (voice over)

    Well, he loves yoga

    Panel 4: GRAY JAY and CROW 1 selfie.

    CROW 2 (voice over)

    And taking selfies

    Panel 5: GRAY JAY holding a marijuana leaf.

    CROW 2 (voice over)

    and he’s keen on legalizing marijuana

    Panel 6: CROW 1 showing a picture of Justin Trudeau to CROW 2.

    CROW 1

    You just mixed up a GRAY JAY with the Prime Minister of Canada.

    CROW 2

    Did I?

    Panel 7: CROWS watch in wonder as their lunch is taken away by birds entirely off panel except for their feet.

    CROW 2

    Then whose security detail just stole your lunch?

    CROW 1

    He’s so dreamy I don’t even care.