Crows Meet the Gray Jay – Survival Anxiety

Crows Meet the Gray Jay

February 27, 2017

Tags: crows, gray jay, infatuation 

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Crows Meet the Gray Jay
Comic written and illustrated by Ryan Reid
Panel 1: CROWS are having lunch, GRAY JAY is perched on a nearby rock.
CROW 1
Who’s that guy?
CROW 2
That’s GRAY JAY, the unofficial bird of Canada.
Panel 2
CROW 1
Hey, I’m a bird. What makes him more unofficially Canadian than me?
Panel 3: GRAY JAY doing yoga.
CROW 2 (voice over)
Well, he loves yoga
Panel 4: GRAY JAY and CROW 1 selfie.
CROW 2 (voice over)
And taking selfies
Panel 5: GRAY JAY holding a marijuana leaf.
CROW 2 (voice over)
and he’s keen on legalizing marijuana
Panel 6: CROW 1 showing a picture of Justin Trudeau to CROW 2.
CROW 1
You just mixed up a GRAY JAY with the Prime Minister of Canada.
CROW 2
Did I?
Panel 7: CROWS watch in wonder as their lunch is taken away by birds entirely off panel except for their feet.
CROW 2
Then whose security detail just stole your lunch?
CROW 1
He’s so dreamy I don’t even care.
<div class="no-script"><p style="text-align: left;">Crows Meet the Gray Jay</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Comic written and illustrated by Ryan Reid</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Panel 1: CROWS are having lunch, GRAY JAY is perched on a nearby rock.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 1</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Who’s that guy?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 2</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">That’s GRAY JAY, the unofficial bird of Canada.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Panel 2</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 1</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Hey, I’m a bird. What makes him more unofficially Canadian than me?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Panel 3: GRAY JAY doing yoga.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 2 (voice over)</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Well, he loves yoga</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Panel 4: GRAY JAY and CROW 1 selfie.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 2 (voice over)</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">And taking selfies</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Panel 5: GRAY JAY holding a marijuana leaf.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 2 (voice over)</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">and he’s keen on legalizing marijuana</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Panel 6: CROW 1 showing a picture of Justin Trudeau to CROW 2.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 1</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">You just mixed up a GRAY JAY with the Prime Minister of Canada.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 2</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Did I?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Panel 7: CROWS watch in wonder as their lunch is taken away by birds entirely off panel except for their feet.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 2</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Then whose security detail just stole your lunch?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 1</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">He’s so dreamy I don’t even care.</p></div>
Robot and the Echo Chamber was published before this post.
Crows Chewing Gum was published after it.