Crows Be Prepared – Survival Anxiety

Crows Be Prepared

November 20, 2016

Tags: crows, crows comic, end of the world, prepper 

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Crows Be Prepared
Comic written and illustrated by Ryan Reid
Panel 1: CROWS are having ROADKILL for lunch. CROW 1 is wearing a combat helmet.
CROW 1
The end of the world is coming.
CROW 2
Before or after lunch?
Panel 2: CROW 1 close up.
CROW 1 (seriously)
I’m serious! Endless war, racism, climate change. Humans are tearing the place apart looking for new ways to not get along with each other.
Panel 3: Close up on both CROWS.
CROW 1
But don’t worry. I’m totally prepared.
Panel 4: CROW 2 close up.
CROW 2 (curious, but probably mostly humouring CROW 1)
And just what kind of preparation is required for an apocalypse?
Panel 5: Panel expands to show both CROWS, their lunch, and behind CROW 1 a ROCK and HALF A HAM SANDWICH.
CROW 2
Half a ham sandwich and a rock?
Panel 6: Panel shrinks to focus on the CROWS.
CROW 1
Well, there was more, but hoarding made me really hungry.
CROW 2
My hero.
<div class="no-script"><p style="text-align: left;">Crows Be Prepared</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Comic written and illustrated by Ryan Reid</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Panel 1: CROWS are having ROADKILL for lunch. CROW 1 is wearing a combat helmet.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 1</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The end of the world is coming.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 2</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Before or after lunch?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Panel 2: CROW 1 close up.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 1 (seriously)</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I’m serious! Endless war, racism, climate change. Humans are tearing the place apart looking for new ways to not get along with each other.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Panel 3: Close up on both CROWS.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 1</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">But don’t worry. I’m totally prepared.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Panel 4: CROW 2 close up.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 2 (curious, but probably mostly humouring CROW 1)</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">And just what kind of preparation is required for an apocalypse?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Panel 5: Panel expands to show both CROWS, their lunch, and behind CROW 1 a ROCK and HALF A HAM SANDWICH.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 2</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Half a ham sandwich and a rock?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Panel 6: Panel shrinks to focus on the CROWS.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 1</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Well, there was more, but hoarding made me really hungry.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CROW 2</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">My hero.</p></div>
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