Crows Be Prepared

November 20, 2016

In this comic, the crows prepare for the apparently imminent end of the world.

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Crows Be Prepared

Comic written and illustrated by Ryan Reid

Panel 1: CROWS are having ROADKILL for lunch. CROW 1 is wearing a combat helmet.

CROW 1

The end of the world is coming.

CROW 2

Before or after lunch?

Panel 2: CROW 1 close up.

CROW 1 (seriously)

I’m serious! Endless war, racism, climate change. Humans are tearing the place apart looking for new ways to not get along with each other.

Panel 3: Close up on both CROWS.

CROW 1

But don’t worry. I’m totally prepared.

Panel 4: CROW 2 close up.

CROW 2 (curious, but probably mostly humouring CROW 1)

And just what kind of preparation is required for an apocalypse?

Panel 5: Panel expands to show both CROWS, their lunch, and behind CROW 1 a ROCK and HALF A HAM SANDWICH.

CROW 2

Half a ham sandwich and a rock?

Panel 6: Panel shrinks to focus on the CROWS.

CROW 1

Well, there was more, but hoarding made me really hungry.

CROW 2

My hero.