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Pity Party - Page 4
Comic written and illustrated by Ryan Reid
Panel 1: ROBOT and the CARTOONIST are surrounded by SMOKE. THE CARTOONIST sees something move in the shadows.
I do smell smoke! EEK!
Something moved in the shadows…
Panel 2: Two sets of EYES glow from the shadows.
Panel 3: ROBOT and the CARTOONIST are confronted by MUMMY NINJAS!
Hey! Mummy ninjas? You wrote a mummy ninja story? Cool!
CARTOONIST (in fear)
Are we safe right now?
Panel 4: The MUMMY NINJAS speak!
MUMMY NINJA 1
We were a passing thought you had during a particularly boring math class in 1988! We’ve been trapped here ever since!
MUMMY NINJA 2
But now we can escape!
Panel 5: The chase begins!
When you die-eee-eee-eee!!!
Why mummy ninjas? Why not fluffy bunnies?! Or throw pillows?!
I was 12!
FRANCIS (Caught off guard while putting out the fire)
Panel 6: The GANG hides from the MUMMY NINJAS, and DEATH and CROW 2 show up. They are highly intoxicated.
OMG! (hic) did you guys see the luau idea (hic) on level 42? Epic bbq!!
CARTOONIST (in disbelief)
Any other horrors to tell us about, cartoon boy?!
FRANCIS (peaking around a corner)
I think we lost them…
Panel 7: Then CROW 1 shows up with more bad news.
Oh, good, I found you! We have a big problem!
…the girl from ipanema…dooby-doo…
The raging fire, or the killer ninjas?!
CARTOONIST (still in disbelief that DEATH is DRUNK)
Are mai-tais meta physical?
Killer mummy ninjas on fire would be okay…