Death Takes a Break

July 30, 2020

In this comic, Death takes a short break from work, only to find his work doesn’t take a break from him.

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    Death Takes a Break

    Comic written and illustrated by Ryan Reid

    Panel 1: Mid-day, Hemlock Park. DEATH sits on a park bench, enjoying a bag of popcorn. There are PIGEONS. It’s very relaxing.

    Panel 2: PIGEONS have moved to his shoulders, and lap, and all around him, as he shares his pop corn with them. DEATH is quite happy.

    Panel 3: Finally DEATH runs out of pop corn. He shares the last kernel with his bird friends.

    Panel 4: DEATH stands up, and tosses the empty pop corn bag into the nearby trash can.

    DEATH
    Okie-dokie! All done! Let’s move out!

    Panel 5: DEATH turns around to see MANY GHOSTS have been waiting patiently, and a bit confusedly, just off panel. They’ve been waiting for DEATH to finish his break.

    DEATH
    Oh!

    Panel 6

    DEATH
    Were there this many of you here before my break? You know what? It doesn’t matter. Let’s just go.

    Panel 7

    RANDOM GHOST
    Dude – you take really long breaks.

    DEATH
    Yeah, well, if you think 15 minutes was long, eternity is going to blow your mind.

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