The Great Cawcaw
Comic written and illustrated by Ryan Reid
Panel 1: Suburban roof tops, a couple of trees. Two CROWS fly in the far distance.
Panel 2: It’s garbage day. CROW 1, wearing a silly fez cap, stands atop a large bag of trash. CROW 2 is on the ground beside a second large bag of trash.
I will predict the contents of these containers using only the power of my mind!
Oh! I love this trick!
Panel 3: CROW 1 leans across the black bag.
Bananas, creamed corn, possibly…toast.
Panel 4: The CROWS have moved to another selection of garbage. CROW 1 is situated atop a beat up garbage can. CROW 2 remains on the ground.
Spinach. Way too many chia seeds. Tofu cookie experiment.
Panel 5: The tallest stack of bags ever.
A digestif, perhaps.
Panel 6: The CROWS stand on an old suitcase.
Qu’est-ce que c’est?
Panel 7: The CROWS finally land on a suitable pile of trash. It includes many kitchen implements, bones, some of it is still smoking.
Burnt chicken, tears, and the failure of all things culinary.
Lunch is served!