Crows Be Prepared
Comic written and illustrated by Ryan Reid
Panel 1: CROWS are having ROADKILL for lunch. CROW 1 is wearing a combat helmet.
The end of the world is coming.
Before or after lunch?
Panel 2: CROW 1 close up.
CROW 1 (seriously)
I’m serious! Endless war, racism, climate change. Humans are tearing the place apart looking for new ways to not get along with each other.
Panel 3: Close up on both CROWS.
But don’t worry. I’m totally prepared.
Panel 4: CROW 2 close up.
CROW 2 (curious, but probably mostly humouring CROW 1)
And just what kind of preparation is required for an apocalypse?
Panel 5: Panel expands to show both CROWS, their lunch, and behind CROW 1 a ROCK and HALF A HAM SANDWICH.
Half a ham sandwich and a rock?
Panel 6: Panel shrinks to focus on the CROWS.
Well, there was more, but hoarding made me really hungry.